- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Badabing.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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