- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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