roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Women's Rights

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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