That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

A car walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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