What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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I am dyslexic

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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I once did something.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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