We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Knock knock knock OCD

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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