- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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