- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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