There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

The dewey decimal system

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

mental kid

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

It's all Taggart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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