- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

ecks! why zee?

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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