What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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