- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Do you like apples? Yes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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