Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Compton

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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