- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

My mum is called Steve

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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