- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

mexicans fishing

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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