- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

nothing

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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