- Anti Joke

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

your face

taking out the trash... at night

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.