- Anti Joke

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson