Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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destiny

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Anti Joke

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