Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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your face

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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