How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Neither did she.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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