- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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