Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What are annoying? Ads.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

The Big Band Theory

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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