What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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