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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Ain't idn't a word.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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