tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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