- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Abortion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

A seal walks into a club.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What's a joke? Funny

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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