- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Me Neither.

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