Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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AIDS.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Anti Joke

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