Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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nickel back

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Matthew Baker

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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