Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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