What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

An Aisian failed a test

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

hashtags suck balls

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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