why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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