Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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No soup for you!

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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