Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Woman's Rights

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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