What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Denard Robinson

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Testicles.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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A man was shot. He died.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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