What do you call an amazing person Good

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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