- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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