An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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