- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

taking out the trash... at night

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

steven hawking walks into a bar

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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your face

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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