- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Female rights.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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