What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Pineapple.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Knock Know! Come in!

Death by kayak

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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