Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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