- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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