- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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