Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Blacks

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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