- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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