How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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