- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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A russian gives away vodka.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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