- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

matt has ebola...funny right!?

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Knock knock Shut up

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