- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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