- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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