- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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