- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What stops a train? A missile

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Call of Duty is a good game.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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