- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

I have a horse.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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