Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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