- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Do you like apples? Yes

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Woman's Rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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