- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What are annoying? Ads.

The Big Band Theory

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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