What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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