- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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