- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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equality for women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends