A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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equality for women

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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