- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

The meme walks out of the bar.

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

how do you make a joke act like yourself

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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