Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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