Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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www.xnxx.com

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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