What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Rylan Clark

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

go F*** yourself

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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