- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

think twice or at least think

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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