- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

jibby jobby

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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