- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

can you pass the soap?

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

. . I am a whale

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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