- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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