Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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