Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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