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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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