- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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