- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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