Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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watch a i d s left

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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