- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Yo mama so fat.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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