- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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