Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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