- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

A guy was beet by his wife.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

A possesed goat: "moo"

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Of course, first door on your left

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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