- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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