- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

The dewey decimal system

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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