You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Rick santorum

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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