What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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so the weather's nice...

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Anti Joke

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