- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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