- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

GOODBYE

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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