What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Justin Bieber.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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