- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

A guy walks into a bar

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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