What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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charlie sheen

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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cats are pussies

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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