- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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