- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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